A woman bought a magical mirror one day and she placed it in the corridor. She stood in front of it and says: "Mirror, mirror on the wall. Make my breasts size 44."
Puff... And her breasts turn size 44.
She calls her husband and says:
"Look honey, look at my breasts!"
The husband replies:
"WOW! How did you do it?"
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
Sometimes it’s good to think twice before you buy domain for your large national organisation. Here’s why...
A site called ’Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... is www.whorepresents.com
Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
And there’s even more...
A site called ’Who Represents’ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... is www.whorepresents.com
Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
And there’s even more...
Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company...www.powergenitalia.com
And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South
Wales: www.molestationnursery.com
If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com
Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com
Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com
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